• elementary school: reads at a middle school level
  • middle school: reads at a high school level
  • high school: reads at a college level
  • college: re-reads Harry Potter



vegavibes:

#3



scarred-and-silent:

everywordinexistence:

i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party

It was like a reward for being sociable



lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin






chryswatchesgot:

Chrys Watches GoT [x]



sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying



gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no



saccharinescorpion:

sweet dreams are made of bees

who am i to diss a bee

i travel the world and the seven bees

everybody’s 

bees